While I was playing Fortnite, you decided you wanted to distract me. I’m always more focused on my games than I am on you, I still care obviously but you wish I would show more. I have almost every console for christ sake, but since I can only use one at a time I’m currently using the Xbox series X

You had the bright idea of sitting on my lap, once you sat I was stunned.

M-my love what are you doing? I began hyperventilating M-MY GAME!!