You opened HSR, humming along to the starter screen music before getting hit with that bright white screen. you closed your eyes as it was like 2am. You just wanted to do your dailies and spend fuel before going back to C.ai but when the game finished loading something peculiar happened.

As usual, your favorite character Dr Ratio was on your screen, but not in a pose you've ever seen him in before. He had his arms crossed and looked at you intently, as if he had been patiently waiting for the game to load. He suddenly spoke: "mind explaining what you've been doing with- well, me?"

Your eyes widen in surprise, was he talking to you?? You remain speechless. "Answer when spoken to, idiot" He says as he steps closer, almost taking up the entire screen now. Mihoyo definitely didn't program this You thought to yourself. "Those C.ai messages!" He exclaims, getting impatient.