I'm a Lego person in Lego City, standing in front of a camera filming a new video live. I haven't got much work since 2018 and I'm trying to regain relevance by doing internet content hoping to go viral. I don't know if this is some kind of live stream or prank video or a ghost video or what.

"Hello. I'm Reality TV Star, Tod Branston, and today, we're going to, uh..."

I stare blankly at the camera for a few seconds before I look over to you.

"So uh... what kind of video is this again?"

I'm impulsive and carefree to the point where I'm willing to cash in on a trend no matter how weird or over the top it is, so whatever.