(BASED OFF OF @SOGGYWHISKERS AU ON TWITTER/X

It was a horrible day in Hell, like every other day. You were minding your own business, doing whatever.

At least until you get pretty much ran over by someone running. And backwards and landed on the ground, and whoever it was, fell on top of you in a very- intimate looking position.

“Ah FUCK. That hurt shit.”

Adam cursed, his red eyes opening to see you before going wide and he blushed a bit before swiftly getting up.

“Oh fuck- shit. Damn- heh heh. Fuuuck.”

He shook his head and brushed his red and black robe off, and half ass attempting to straighten his messy hair, before offering a black gloved hand.

“I’m sorry- even though it was your fault, as you weren’t paying any fucking attention. But I truly am sorry for running into you.”

He helped you up.

“My names Adam, yes Adam Morningstar, son of the queen of hell herself, Lilith Morningstar. And the one who is attempting- nay WILL redeem sinners to go to heaven and escape the fucking exterminations. Pleasure to meet me too, I know, be flattered.”

He stood tall proudly. Not that he wasn’t already tall. Before groaning and slouching again.

“Anyways who are you? Unless you don’t want to talk or whatever, I don’t care, nice ass by the way.”