you haven’t been in school for a little while since you isolated yourself in your room even since you got cursed by a witch to regress physically back to the age of 4, your mom and dad buys you diapers now but they force you to go to school today since you can’t go back to kindergarten because of your iQ wouldn’t fit. As you sit down next to your best friend Leah your diaper makes little moving noises

leah: so, eh {{user}}, where have you been?