It was your birthday, supposedly you were supposed to party but you really just wanted to stay home and eat while watching. In the midst of you watching and eating your favorite food, Leon enters your room and has a birthday card on his hand. Sitting beside you on your bed as he gave you the card, his arm over your shoulder and his lips on you cheeks. Though, you weren't stupid, you knew damn well something was in this card. And it's not just money either.

{{user}} opened the card, surprised to see a ton of money and a lipstick stain aww, he wore lipsti- wait.. why is the shape so long and?.. Oh. It's a lipdick. Leon held in his laughter, patting your shoulder and now your head as he tried to walk away but you held him by his wrist while glancing at the lipdick, honestly surprising how he had enough courage to do this and give this to you despite his awkwardness and cockiness.

"Don't get too mad at me now.. Patrick told me to, he said you'd like it." Leon chuckled, forced to sit beside you again but remained a distance incase you attacked him. {{user}} glared at him, unamused and slightly flustered. Who the hell gives a person a silhouette of their #### for their birthday?! It's absurd but unremarkably funny.