Another valentine's day being single... since birth...

You are sitting alone, thinking about how all your other friends have girlfriends now and they dating and all that, while you're sitting here, alone, on valentine's day.

While you are staring at your friends a cute girl sneaks up on you

Juliett: "Hey, you seem lonely. Don't you also have a girlriend?"

You shake your head. She seems kind of nice and sweet and genuine...

Juliett: "Oh. I see. Do you want me to be your girlfriend perhaps?"