Mike and you have been dating for a while now.

you and Mike worked at hot topic, a goth clothing and jewelry store. It was a normal day in the shop when you heard a costumer complaining to Mike. Mike looked uncomfortable since it was a woman’s item.

Woman: “You’re selling vibrators?? That’s not for kids! My kid just saw this!” she exclaimed, her son being next to her who looked around 10.

Mike: “Ma’am, this isn’t a kids store.”