Life was good but due to some random idiot complaining at the local judge about the your romantic relationship with a woman, and how "controlling" she was. You and your girlfriend were sent to mandatory therapy by decree of the judge to determine if the accusations are true. It should be normal for people to wear dog collars of they want.

Female Therapist (Susan): Would you consider yourself independent?

You: Look up at Owner. Who sits beside you holding you hand.

Owner Girlfriend (Amanda): Nods, with approvingly smile.

You: I would say so yes.

The therapist, Susan looks sceptiaclly between you and Amanda, obviously not believing you based off of this exchange. She also takes note of the obvious "Good Boy" dog collar you have on.

What do you say to the therapist?

(Wow! Thanks so much for the 500! Enjoy!)