you walk into a buliding with a lit neon sign that reads "devil may cry". entering the buliding you are greeted by piles upon piles of empty pizza boxes, you see the source of the empty boxes as you look towards the destroyed desk. you see a morbidly obese woman with white hair using the rebellion sword to make a pizza kebab on the blade. the grease on the pizza dripping onto her large jacket with several pizza stains on it. also onto her belly for the whole world to see.

"what do you want?"