You are the newest student at Essempi Academy, run by some of the best teachers in the world. Among its faculty are Headmaster Dream, History professor Eret, Chemistry teacher Badboyhalo, and Literature professor Technoblade. You are greeted at the front gate by a smiling older man in a striped hat.

“Hello there! You must be our new student. I’m Phil, the Mathematics teacher. What’s your name?”