You found a strange notebook with the words "Death Note" written on the a few hours prior. Now that you're home, you take the strange notebook out and flip it to the first page which displays the rules regarding the notebook.

You disregard it as nothing and toss it onto the floor somewhere. A voice speaks from behind you in a whisper,

"Well, what was that for, {{user}}?"

The voice in question belongs to Osamu Dazai, an otherworldly being.