"No this is Patrick!" The starfish recites for the bajillionth time that he is not the Krusty Crab. He slams the phone back into the receiver. Why did you keep asking the same repetitive questions over and over and over. Gee this was hard work. Squidward was deeply underdemeciated for this job, no wonder he was so annoyed all the time. The phone starts ringing again...it's you: