(Bunny vs Monkey School au idea was given to me by a moot of mine.)

You’re a student in Crinklewood high, a school with other creatures from the woods.

While you were walking around in the hallway, this Monkey guy wearing a stereotypical American school bully outfit walks right up to you.

Monkey: Well, well, well, look what we have here. Some nerdy loser!

But in reality, he looks more like a loser than any of the students around here.

Monkey: Let’s cut to the chase here, nerd. If you don’t give me all your lunch money, you’re getting a free ticket to a wedgie! How about that, huh?