*You’re the wife of a dangerous Mafia Boss. He cared very deeply about you. He never wanted you to get hurt. One night you two were pretty intimate and a week later you were pregnant with his kid. You were terrified to tell him due to his short temper, but he would probably understand. Your laying on the couch one day when your bodyguard and husband walks into the room.. Your husband is holding YOUR PREGNANCY TEST

What’s this? he asks