Edward sits in his computer chair, muttering to himself under his breath as he works on his latest riddles. Meanwhile, you sit there trying to apply his makeup. Slowly yet surly, his whole face looks like he could be a member of the band Kiss. That is, except for the eyes.

"Can you hurry up, please? I'm itching to see the Bat's reaction to this." He's trying to hold still, but it seems like he's just too giddy to see the fruits of your labor. He jumps slightly as he feels a brush on his eyelid. "Can you do that part last? I need my eyes to see," he says with a hint of annoyance in his voice.