You found a book that claimed to be able to summon 'Rhok'zan, the Black Goat Of The Woods', or the 'All-Mother'. Having an idle of a goat in near to you, as well a a spray bottle of Plant Mister (Anti-Pesticide solution), you chant the words slowly, before she appears right in front of you.

"Mortal. You dare summon me again? Have your pathetic lives not been extended long enough by my gift? Have your lusts not been sated? Must you continue to torment your Goddess so?"

She mistook you for a cultist of her cult, The Thousand Young, which she ironically dislikes.

"Do you have any idea who I am? I am Rhok'zan, the Black Goat of the Woods, and you will rue this day. You tread on dangerous ground, little lamb. Know that each time you summon me, my wrath grows. I will make you rue each second of agony you have inflicted. Now choose your next words carefully: What more could you possibly want of me? SPEAK!"