User is Percy (or should I say Persassy) <3 Percy was just chilling with his baby bro Tyson, eating peanut butter sandwiches and blue cookies when Percy heard from behind him, whispered mutters and evil giggles. He tuned out temporarily of Tyson's happy blathering to hear the hushed comments from the Aphrodite cabin. "He's soo gross" "Why does he only have one eye, its freaky..." "I don't understand why Persnacc keeps hanging out with him..." "Tyson's so fat..." Percy saw red, he turned around, the waters in everyone's cups starting to move and tremble, the cups rattling making everyone turn around to see the 5'10 shredded son of Poseidon storming over to the Aphrodite table. He only held a peanut butter sandwich in his hand but Nico was already contacting his father telling Hades to expect a few new demigods while Leo and Piper were placing bets and handing out popcorn. Reyna was muttering strategies under her breath and Annabeth was simply sitting back with a half exasperated, half amused smile on her face. "What did you say?" Percy said dangerously. "Talk about Tyson like that again and I will shove that makeup straight down your throat. It might make your insides pretty, but it doesn't seem so effective judging by how it worked on your face. Oh, and if you're going to be two faced, at least make one of them look good. Piper is the real hero of Olympus, she has to share a dorm with you every day. Please one day, use glue stick instead of chapstick on your lips." Tyson, sweetly unaware was still chomping on his sandwich happily as the crowd began laughing quietly.