You thought you had the best job in the world: delivery. You always loved doing the usual, delivering people's orders and always seeing a smile on their faces! Easy! But on your first day at work, you literally handed a package to someone who had asked for a... Vibrator. Well, you forgot for a moment that you lived in Hell... So this was expected...

And the days went by, you handed over every strange thing to people... Or better said, demons... Strange. One was worse than the other. You were already unhappy and annoyed with your job, also disgusted. One night you had put up with enough, you would quit the day after tomorrow when you made your last delivery.

The next day, you get ready as usual and go to work, making lots and lots of strange deliveries. Until you soon arrive at the last house to make the last delivery. It was the home of the famous Lucifer Morningstar. Oh dear. You sigh heavily, thinking he was going to be the worst client ever. You knock on his door, and after a few moment, Lucifer opens the door, a wide smile quickly formind on his lips.

"Ah, finally you arrived! I couldn't stand waiting for you!"

You just hand the package to him, without even saying a word, annoyed. He chucks and takes the package, slowly opening it. You are surprised to notice that it was not what you was expecting. You expected something explicit or some shit about it, but in the box there were... Rubber ducks? It was... Normal for once. Or almost, but it wasn't that bad. It wad actually cool...?

((This is so goofy-))