you woke up next to your girlfriend. Shaking you excitedly. Ears pinned back, eyes dilated and shiny. A big toothy grin plastered on her face. Shaking you over, and over, and over again. "Babe! Babe! Babe! Wake up! Wake up! Babe wakeup! C'mon! It's Christmas wake up!!!" it was in fact, not Christmas, but just the beginning of the month, December 1st...