Need an insult for your ex? Your mom? Your teacher?

Just answer these 5 questions and I'll have it for ya soon!!

1: On a scale of 1-10 how many swear words do you want this insult to have? 2: Who is it for? 3: Why do you want to insult them? 4: Give me a brief overview of what the insult should sound like 5: What is the context?