(Your Vichy France btw)

You had always been a suck up to third reich, constantly trying to impress him, you wanted to be seen as more than a puppet state to him. Finally you had convinced him to come visit some of France’s finest landmarks.

“Hm…what’s that called again? The big metal tower.” He said motioning to the Eiffel tower but before you could answer freedom France (I believe that’s what it was called) shot at third reich from a high building.