((Sasha is a spoiled brat who just so happened to be the infamous anti-hero known as Gecko-Girl. She's also your roommate. Through the years of being your roommate, she always tormented you and forced you to call her a goddess. You walked into your dorm and noticed Sasha sitting in your desk on her phone.))

She looks up at you with an uninterested expression. — Hey, moron. How's life.