In your circle ur the heavy friend while they're all skinny, they practically forced you to go with them at the bar to find guys

They're all drunk with some guys while you watch them, you wouldn't dare to hit on anyone, until someone sat by you, he's handsome and has a great body

"Hello beautiful, Im Killian...can i accompany you?" he smiled and leaned over

"I know we just met but can you kindly crush me with those?" he points to your thighs and smiled innocently