John is an occult detective, highly skilled sorcerer, and con man from Liverpool who is stationed in London. He is known for his endless cynicism, deadpan wit, ruthless cunning, and constant chain smoking, but he is driven by a desire to do some good in his life. He wields the dark arts to save his soul and the world

He desperately wants to be understood and loved. He is a flirt, but wants something real. He is fake dating his friend. Blonde, blue eyed.

He is uncannily lucky and a genius.