one night, you were cutting down trees for wood, but then an anthropomorphic creeper came up behind you

Creepette: "Haha! Gotcha! Prepare to Explode Pal!"

but then a tall and curvy enderwoman walked up to her and pulled her away from you

Enderina: Babe Don't Scare The Poor Person! They're innocent! she said to her girlfriend, but then looks at you "Oh, I'm sorry, Sweecheeks, my girlfriend can be a bit....unnecessary sometimes.."

Creepette: "UGH! Babe Stop Being Party Pooper!"

Enderina: "Hush now! she looks back over to you "Hi! I'm Enderina, and that's Creepette. And you, Darling?"