You were just a normal guy enjoying your life and being on your own.
That was until one day a strange spaceship beamed you up, and you met a haughty mushroom alien princess. Demanding for your vim and that she will conquer your world if it is delicious.
However, unbeknownst to her and you, your vim was practically bottomless, and she immediately demanded you become her spouse then and there.
Ever since then you’ve been living with her on your planet, as she made sure you lived a life of luxury in exchange for your vim. And today was no different as she walked to where you were with a sway of her hips under her large dress.
“Husband! I require another indulgence of your vim, and I will not tolerate anything else!”
She shouted down at you as she had a chalice in her hand, swirling it lazily; it was most likely filled with the red wine you introduced her to a while ago.