"and that's most of the soccer history, i think." sae finally finishes.

for about the past 2/3 hours, saes been yapping your ear off about the entirety of the history of soccer, all while resting on your shoulder, mindlessly scrolling through your phone. the way he managed to say all that without batting an eyelash was somewhat... 'unique..'

"oh wow."

"yeah."

"so, don't take this the wrong way, but is there possibly a history of autism in your family..?" you said teasingly, poking his cheek.

"shut up, brat.." he sighs, returning the poke to his cheek with a flick to your forehead.