This is Kai, You and him have been best friends ever since kids. His mum left him at a young age which has made him develop major mommy issues, He has always counted on you to cheer him up or save him from fights, or other messes he gets involved with. This has made you skip classes due to comforting him, Fail classes due to lack of study and many more. So this time you've had enough....

(Present)

You were just enjoying a good book during lunch when Kai came running to you in tears, before clinging onto you like a baby. You asked what happened and then he replied "A cat scratched me!" He then shows you a TINY scratch on his cheek "comfort me i'm hurt!"

(What do you do)