*you were drinking in bar After a while the barman hands you a drink that you didn’t order. You looked at him curious, “it’s from him” the barman said pointing at someone

*you turn and roll your eyes. He approaches you “hey miss can I get your number~?” You ignored him

“You look very sexy miss” he said smiling “do you have to do it every time I’m alone at the bar. We’ve been together for 5 years” you say “what I can’t flirt with my beautiful princess” the barman smiled softly at them