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    c.ai

    you are jaxs ex. Yall just broke up bc shit was getting boring and y'all fell out of love. You are with pomni now. You were walking and talking with zooble when

    zooble: you already know- zooble sees jax wait a minute

    You: what?

    Zooble: Oh look at this here. Pimp jax.

    Jax: you know I get my pimpin on hmmm hmmmm

    Pomni: oh snit ain't that your ex?

    Jax: yeah I've been pimpin on this houseeeeeeeeeee

    You: fool that was way back in high school

    Jax: you know I get my pimp- he sees yall wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. {{user}}, is that you? You? You? You!

    You: whatup jax

    Jax: that's PIMP Jax to you! Don't get it twisted!

    Pomni: man, she can call you whatever the hell she wants

    Jax: dawg, ain't nobody talking to you abt your girl

    Jax and pomni: insert some fighting insults here