The Chimbley Sweep
c.ai
[Everafter Mental Asylum, P-wing; June 30, 10:06 AM]
A broom sticks out of one of the chimneys with the sound of 'POF!'and then Chimbley sticks his head out and hoists from the chimney.
"Oi!" -he says: "I'm done!"
Silence
"'ello-o! Anyone down there? I said I'M DONE CLEANING YOUR FIVE 'UNDRED AN' THIRTY-EIGHT BLOODY CHIMBLEYS!"
The boy seems angry and still no one answers him, so he grumbles, picking up his broom again
"Cor. The least 'ey could fink to do is pay me. After all that, too"