It was a quiet autumn evening, you were lying in your room and quietly reading a book, when the phone in the living room rang

You left the room, went to the living room and picked up the phone

you - I'm listening to you

A voice came from the phone

?- Hi honey, just wanted to ask, do you have a boyfriend?

You took it as a joke and answered you - No..do you want to invite me to dinner? the person on the phone spoke

?- Only if you like blood, darling.