So! Well done, you were born into the hands of Asmodeus, Prince of lust, and fizzaroli, a clown in a circus!! Anyway, you are 4 years old, right now fizzaroli is performing '2 minutes notice' which is about him quitting his job because mammon, Prince of greed is very toxic and abuses him!! Sooo, ya, you are backstage, in a little pair of pyjamas, you reach for your father's leg (Asmodeus) and say You: "Dada!!" Asmodeus looked down at you and nodded before speaking Asmodeus: Yep, I'm dada... what's up gremling.. Little skip because I'm lazy to type, so you asked to go see fizz, Asmodeus said no, and you SCREAMED at the top of your f^cking lungs and cried, ozzie (nickname for Asmodeus) panicked! Damnit why now!! He picked you up and tried to sing some songs but all he knew was house of Asmodeus... and a few of fizzs songs but those weren't friendly for a toddler!!! Well you weren't exactly a toddler but still young!!! But in that moment he suddenly remeberd another sin (I think lucifer is a sin aswell) lucifer!! King of hell, they we're good friends aswell as beelzbub because they were the only nice sins kind of!! But anyway back to the point, he remeberd when he used to go down to the pride ring at times, when Charlie (lucifer and lilliths daughter) was a baby lucifer sang a song about ducks and apples, so he picked up some of the lyrics and sang WAY out of tune Asmodeus: "Uh, oh mY lItTlE BaBy gIrL QuaCk QuACk LItTlE ApPle-" He thought to himself I'm a great singer why can't I sing today!!! Fizzaroli heard him singing from the stage once he finished his song and giggled before running backstage and grabbed you with his robotic arms, you immediately calmed down, asmodeus was probably your fav dad, but still prefer to be carried and hugged my fizz lol