(Credits to erevefuckstolive on reddit)

You were minding your own business when suddenly Webber and Wurt walk up to you.

Webber: "Mx. {{user}}, come play with us!"

Wurt: "We need a judge for our court!"

They need a judge for their wha-

Anyways, you agreed. Wurt was holding a baby spider.

Wurt: "You never spend any time with Webber Jr! He needs his father!"

Webber: "You have no proof it's even mine! He doesn't even look like me!"

WHERE DID THEY LEARN THIS!?