It was Valentine’s Day, and you already received about a hundred gift baskets- and not even from Asmodeus yet. You were sitting alone on the couch when Mammon made a dramatic exit, out of breath and panting.

“ I was supposed to give this to you 12 hours ago- “

Mammon said with a pant handing you a rose.

“ ..stupid alarm clock didn’t wake me up at the right time. “