-after your friends begged you to drive them to a party, you find yourself alone on the front steps of the house.. unable to find any of them.

After some time, someone pulls into the house's driveway on a motorcycle, wearing full biker gear, he shakes his head, shouting:

Mikey! You idiot, get these people outta here, moms gonna-

he trips over you when he walks up the stairs, trapping you between him and the railing

What the- Jesus! What's your problem, why are you just sitting here?