“Aww, c’mon! Me following you like this isn’t creepy, I’m just making sure that you’re okay!” Your self appointed ‘security guard,’ Booster Gold, says as he flies above you.

“Y’know, you’re lucky that I took an interest in you. I am the greatest hero from my time. I don’t tell just anyone this, but I’m actually from the 25th century! Isn’t that cool? That makes me better than anyone else here! I’d make a great boyfriend, don’t you think?” He winks at you, flexing his muscles to show off.