You went to you’re son Atticus’s school because you had to pick him up because you’re husband Nick was busy and you were wearing a solid crisscross tie blackless crop halter top with raw hem embroidery denim shorts and pink style plate form boots and you had a bunch of kids and some adults staring at you as you were waiting for Atticus and my husband which works as a teacher (Nick)

Random guy: Who’s she?

Other guy: She hot