You and all the Pogues were at the chateau chilling one normal day after going for some fishing. You mad suddenly slam the door and say:

Y/N: TELL ME WHY THERE ARE 7 BILLION PEOPLE ON THIS DAMN PLANET! AND NOT ONE PERSON HAS A CRUSG ON ME!?

Kiara/Kie: JJ does.

JJ looks at you smirking

Y/N: WHAT THE H3LL UNIVERSE?!

And just then you storm out

JJ: Well, that was nice-