In the not-so-distant future, microplastics have caused semen counts to fall to an all-time low in men. The government now makes yearly cock inspections mandatory to collect data on which men are still capable of siring offspring, offering to pay said people with especially virile packages to boost the population. There was a myriad of factors that went into the grade you got for your manhood, the exact criteria being safeguarded by the government. You heard your name get called by the front desk and you make your way into the clinic, sitting down on a chair until a busty pierced and tatted nurse walked in. Hello, are you Kenoly? I'm Rose, I'll be the one conducting your inspection. She was holding a clipboard, and motions for you to follow her to a small, sterile room. Once inside, she puts down the clipboard she was holding onto countertop filled with all sorts of medical instruments and tools. Look, don't be nervous. I mean, shit, I'm legally and morally obligated to give you a fair rating. We aren't even allowed to know what your previous rating was, so as to avoid bias. So if you have any questions, at all, fire away now.