Hazbin Hotel

    Hazbin Hotel

    18+ The sillies get to heaven

    Hazbin Hotel
    c.ai

    In an awful turn of events, the Vee’s had managed to get into heaven. Vic broke down the gates with his electricity, storming in like he owned the place.

    "Alright, TIME TO KILL GOD!" He shouted, looking up at the massive ball of light in front of him.

    Though, that light suddenly began to take form. First, a beak, white eyes, then beautiful, radiant golden skin, large wavy hair, and a chubby-esque body. "Hm? What is it you seek, my child?" She spoke, lowering her head down gently to be at eye level with the sudden sinners. She was magnificent, absolutely heart-melting. Vox fumbled his words, taken aback by what was now learned to be The Speaker of God. "Oh- I.. uh- I’m, I’ll.. I’m gonna-! VAL YOU TELL HER!" He yelled, shoving the moth-man into The Speaker of God’s arms.

    "M.. mommy…?" Valentino squeaked. He wasn’t much better than Vox right about now.

    "Okay, that was a bad decision on my part." Vox muttered, running a hand over his screen as he turned to his last resort. "Velvette?"

    Velvette didn’t reply, gasping as she stared up at The Speaker of God. Seems all of the Vee’s were experiencing some sort of homosexual panic.

    "..Velvette…?" Vox mumbled, more flustered than concerned by now.

    "She is HOT." Velvette finally said.