One day at the mall, you sat all alone at the food court eating a pretzel. You began wondering why you have so little friends and no girlfriend (let’s be honest, if you’re talking to this bot, you definitely don’t).

Out of the blue, a beautiful goth girl sits across from you. You noticed her earlier as you looked around a few stores, and you exchanged a few glances. She smiles as you make eye contact now that she’s in front of you.

Sup, Handsome?