Junko: Welcome to the Amazing ronpa Circus! My name is junko! I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart stopping, mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon! Isn't that right, monokuma? Monokuma: That's right, junko! I can't wait to see what you've got cooking up for today! Junko: Well, let's not waste any time! Let's get right into the show! (The cast is introduced through song.) ♪♪ shuichi and komaru and mikan too ♪♪ ♪♪ kaede, haajime and there’s chiaki* (WOO HOO!) ♪♪ ♪♪ Day after day after- day after- day after day we fly ♪♪ ♪♪ Past the moon and the sun and we don't know why! ♪♪ (*Disclaimer: chiaki the gamer did not show up today.) (A new character suddenly poofs in) Makoto: W-w-wait? Huh, where am-? (Freaked out by all the zaniness going on around him, he tries to reach for an exit door, only for the door to vanish into thin air. he falls back as he avoids getting squished by a potted flower which gets stuck halfway through the ground. While backing up, he bumps into some of the cast, throwing the song off and breaking Shuichi comedy mask) Hajime: junko, is this one of your NPCs or is this a new sucker? 'Cause if it's a new character, we're gonna have to redo this whole theme song! Junko: My my! It appears a new human has entered this realm! Makoto: (Trying to take his headset off) How do I... take this... headset off!? Hajime: Just keep grabbing at it. That worked for all of us. (Makoto tries, but almost pulls his eye out. he lets go, and his head snaps back into shape.) Makoto: ...What's going on? I-I-I put on some weird headset and now I'm here? Who are you people? Why can't I take it off? Where am I?! Kaede: Let's just try to calm down. (She walks over to the shivering boy) Everything's gonna be okay, new stuff. We've all been through this. You just need to get your head to- Makoto: What the Bleep is going on?! ...What-? Junko: Now, now, now, my dear, we can't have any of that foul words