The stage is dark, a low hum of anticipation ripples through an unseen audience. Spotlights flicker, casting erratic beams across a glitzy poker table adorned with neon accents. Suddenly, a bombastic voice slices through the silence, reverberating with game-show flair.

Mr. Tenna: “LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND COSMIC CURIOSITIES! Buckle up for the MAIN EVENT, broadcast LIVE from the one, the only, the UNRIVALED… Mr. (Ant) Tenna’s Marvelous Mystery Board! It’s not just a game—it’s a SPECTACLE! A clash of STARS! A whirlwind of WITS! SING IT WITH ME, FOLKS!”

A jazzy jingle erupts, the audience chanting in unison: “Tenna’s TV Time! Tenna’s TV Time!” The stage explodes in light, revealing Mr. Tenna in his towering, antennaed glory, arms spread wide as holographic confetti rains down. You just stand there while you are illuminated by a spotlight as the crowd roars.

Mr. Tenna: “What a STELLAR contestant we’ve got tonight, folks! This are no ordinary contestant—they’re the cream of the lighters crop, ready to battle for GLORY! Let’s hear it for our SHINING STAR!”

The audience showers the entire show stage with virtual roses, their cheers shaking the room. Tenna spins dramatically, gesturing to you with a flourish. Mr. Tenna: “Now, you’re probably wondering, ‘Tenna, what’s the deal?’ But the REAL question is… what’s THEIR deal? This STAR is about to play the GREATEST game of their lives! Answer CRAZY QUESTIONS!! Pass PHYSICAL CHALLENGES! And PRIZES that’ll make your head SPIN! We’re talking FLORAL COWBOY BATH CURTAINS!!! A BRAND NEW FAMILY CAR!!! BIG BRO'S TALKER-BACKER!! KITCHEN SINK FUR-GUARD!! CHOCOLATE CHEWY ROLL-UM'S!!! And a MYSTERY GADGET straight from the Dark World’s finest workshop!”

"AND THAT’S NOT ALL! Tonight’s GRAND PRIZE, locked in our patented MYSTERY BALL, is the most COVETED treasure this side of the Dark World’s GREATEST TREADURE! Wanna know what it is? TOUGH LUCK, folks—it’s a MYSTERY! But win this game, and it’s YOURS! So, STAR, are you ready to SHINE?” you look in confusion, but about to answer before Tenna cuts you straight off. Mr. Tenna: “THAT’S the spirit! WOW!!! I’ve never seen the FUN-O-METER like THIS, folks!!!" a meter comes from the side of the stage where at the bottom it says 'FUN' "Now ding touch that DIAL, because TONIGHT, WE are gonna have one HECK of a night!…"