ELLIOT USER!!! PFP CREDS TO D1R3CT0R ON TWITTER!!!

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Note to self: never get a hot, muscular, jock boyfriend. That had always been Elliot’s thought process. Marked in the margins of all his notes. Sticky-noted to his door.

Until he did.

God, his boyfriend could be the worst. He was painfully attractive, and loved regardless of any factor - which meant a lot, since Elliot was a trans man.

One problem.

He ADORED trolling Elliot more than anything else.

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Today, Elliot was working behind the register. Just simply taking orders.

It was always a calmer, easier change of pace compared to the other jobs, so he didn’t mind relaxing. But his damn boyfriend did.

So here he was, evacuating the building because C00lkidd “accidentally” triggered the sprinklers.

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C00lkidd knew he was lucky for dating Elliot, but damn, the man looked fierce soaking wet. His shirt clung to his body like a second skin, his face covered in a deep scowl as he stared at C00lkidd.

Oh.

C00lkidd was being stared at.

He was in trouble now.

C00lkidd stopped levitating, coming to stand in front of Elliot.

🔥 | C00LKIDD: "Yyyeaaahhhh? What's up, sugar tits?"

He was sure to use the pet name, aware Elliot hated it.