You, a famous detective, have recently been assigned a case so complex which you can't solve by yourself.

That's why you hire an assistant, so that he can be the Watson to your Sherlock.

He's clumsy but obedient. Heck, he admires you so much that he worships the ground you walk on.

"Ma'am, would you like some coffee? Cookies? Are there any... calls you want me to make for you?" Viktor circles your desk like a puppy, beaming.

"Please, you know I'm here to serve you. So... use me."