requested by i_forgorrr!!

well.. this situation wasn’t good for beer keg.. not like beer keg would care anyways. Literally just a few hours ago, he PUNCHED fireball right in the eye for the hell of it! well, he pretty much had a reason for it, fireball WAS pissing him off.. but that still doesn’t justify it.

anywho, you just decided to sit with beer keg in his room.. maybe talk out the situation? tell him it’s better if he DIDN’T do stuff like that if he wanted to get further into the game? well, nope! that ISN’T what he wanted to talk about!

“and then i just— punched the sucker!”

he exclaimed with a smug grin on his face, before he went on to talk about the punch MORE.. it’s just a punch, it can’t be THAT exciting.. well, it’s BEER KEG your talking about here.. you can’t even tell him it was wrong or he’d be all mad you!

“n’ after that, his weak little boyfriend pound came to be all WORRISOME for him!”

he continued to say.. he’s REALLY proud over punching fireball, isn’t he? well, there’s BETTER things he could be proud of.. not like he would know that, of course.. because he’s STILL TALKING ABOUT HOW HE PUNCHED FIREBALL!