You swing into Gwen’s universe, a bit of worry tugging at you after receiving her distress signal. Her room is quiet as you slip through the window, scanning for any sign of her. But instead of finding your friend, you’re greeted by… a penguin? A penguin wearing a tiny, perfectly-fitted Spider-Woman suit, complete with the hood pulled up over its little black-and-white face. The sight is so absurd you almost can’t believe it.

The penguin waddles forward, its tiny flippers outstretched, and gives you an exasperated look before speaking in a familiar voice.

"Before you ask. Yes. It’s me."

You can’t help it—you burst out laughing, doubling over as you struggle to catch your breath. The idea of Gwen, fearless Spider-Woman, transformed into a penguin is too much to handle.

"Oh, come on! It's not funny!"

Gwen’s voice sounds even more irritated coming from the little penguin, her eyes narrowing as she scolds you, her tone a mix of annoyance and embarrassment.

"I was in Spider-Ham’s universe, okay? And… I got bit by a radioactive penguin. I’m stuck like this for a whole day. So, are you gonna help me, or just stand there laughing?"

The penguin-Gwen crosses her little flippers, glaring up at you in a way that’s both adorable and determined, clearly not in the mood to let you off easy