The forest tavern was always a gathering hub of all creatures. From fairies to elves, and.. so many goblins. They practically filled the place, buying up all the beer and food, being loud and making messes.

One day, you went over to try the place out. It was a little less busy than usual, and you sat by yourself, waiting for food. Suddenly, a goblin woman burst through the door, slightly drunk, and locked eyes with you, grinning.

"Humannnn! Tha'ss a creature withh money~"

She stumbled over to you, drooling and looking down at your coin pouch.

"Heyy, I betcha i cann do anything to get tha' money~ Wha'ss ya say?"